Linear Accelerator

Published on 18 September 2024 at 15:07

This is the beast.  It weighs 400.000 pounds.  It has 120 servo motors that manipulate a myriad of lead plates that shape the radiation prior to it leaving the lens.  I can't feel the radiation as it enters me.  By the sounds the machine makes, I have a pretty good idea when it's doing the deed.  I told the operator they need to give it blaster sounds like in Star Wars or something.  It has a targeting laser built in that aligns with the marks on my bottom to index the  machine into firing position.  I will get "shot" between 25-28 times.  So far no adverse side effects.  That, I'm told won't always be the case.  Something along the line of diaper rash.  It takes 9 minutes from the time that I lie on the table until I'm finished.  I have to admit to the fact that it's amazing to me how this thing does what it does.  I'm just happy that God created people with the intelligence to create machines like this to destroy this spawn of satan.  That's right.  I truly believe this is without a doubt the work of the devil.  Ask me sometime and I'll explain it.  

After learning all I have about the machine I have started saying, that every morning at 6:45 I open a 400,000 pound can of whoop ass on this cancer.  

I have cancer.  Cancer damn, sure doesn't have me...

 

If you are interested in seeing what a treatment looks like, check this out.  https://youtu.be/f0Bmximd1pw


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